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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Donald Trump

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

your moms my other ride

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