- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Title IX

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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