- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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