- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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