- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

This joke is the worst joke ever.

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