I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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