Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Ron Paul for President!

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

This joke is funny

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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