What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Anti Joke

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