Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Sarah Palin

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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