- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

everybody loves raymond

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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