So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Racial Equality

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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