Women's Rights..

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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watch a i d s left

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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