I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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