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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

irish man drinking john smiths

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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