- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

You know what's natural? Bears.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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