Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Religion.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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