My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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eden stop

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Cancer.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Anti Joke

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