Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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go F*** yourself

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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women's rights, lol

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Anti Joke

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