What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

my gramma died

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

I am a women

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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