- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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