How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A dog was barking at a tree

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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