- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Dyslexia ruels!

thomas!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

9/11

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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