Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's your guys names?

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

roses are red violets are blue

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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