A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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