- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

what goes boo a sock

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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