- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Justin Bieber.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Womens basketball

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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