What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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what are three short words? i a am

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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