What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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aodhan hearty

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squash squash who squash my ass

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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