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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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