Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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