Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Title IX

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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