do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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