Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What can fly? Lots of things

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Japan

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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