- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Cancer.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Dislike this.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

You're a big fat monkey.

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