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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Do you love me? No.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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