- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why is the ground wet It rained

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

I love pissing people off :P

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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