When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

aodhan hearty

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Oh, go away

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

squash squash who squash my ass

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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