There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why are balck people black because they are

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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