What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Amazing

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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