- Anti Joke

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

all jokes aside...

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.