What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A house comes around the corner.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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