- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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