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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

homosexuals are gay

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

I shot a bitch.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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