- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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