- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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