A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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I've got a boner

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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