- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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