What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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so the weather's nice...

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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This joke is funny

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