how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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