Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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