- Anti Joke

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Once upon a time, The end.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.