a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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i just wrote this so hard

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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YO FACE

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