- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What did the fish say after he

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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