Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Matthew Baker

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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I woke up today

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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