Communism hehe xd

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's 9+10? 19.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Heskey time.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...