- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Alex Gedrose.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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