You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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adam hodgson !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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