- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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