why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Donald Trump

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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your moms my other ride

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Anti Joke

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