- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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