A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Today is March 22.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Tim and Eric

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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