you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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How many light bulbs? 1

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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