Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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I am very humble.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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