- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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