Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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