What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Womans baksetball...

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KOOKABURRA

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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