What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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