What is long and black? The line at KFC

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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