Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

How do you spell eight? 8

Ian's mind Elevator music

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Matt is a Duster!

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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