- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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a black guy hates chicken.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Water? I hardly know her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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