Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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