whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

A cat playing laser tag.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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