- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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