- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

what is the color of a burp burple

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

this is not a joke. jks

I work at jcpenny

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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