- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

i dont fisish anythi

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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