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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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