what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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