Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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