George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Black...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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woman's rights

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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