I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

I am very humble.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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