what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Black people are the scum of the earth

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

NEVER

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

guess what what ...

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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