- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Your mom is so nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

a seal walks into a club.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Women's Rights

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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