- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

batman has diarrhea

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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