Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What can fly? Lots of things

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

I am very humble.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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