- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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