- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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