- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

kesha is a virgin.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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