- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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