- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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