What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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minorities

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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