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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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