I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Vote this down and get DOXED

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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