Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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