- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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