what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Your mom

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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